why can’t you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?
*sighs* because the ‘pee’ is silent
no because it’s dead
I’ll take one.
what if we had googly eyes instead of nipples
i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops
This is so breathtaking idk why
This is the best part of being comfortable in a relationship
You can just lay there butt naked n be completely relaxed n not worried what they’re thinking about your body.