May 2013
michaxl:
oomshi:
*asks ouija board what’s for dinner*
*finger slides to the d*
There were no sex classes. No friendship classes. No classes on how to navigate...
– William Upski Wimsatt (via artistsuffer)
wwworldwide:
*drops out of school like its hot*
Teacher: are you texting?
Me: bitch i might be
lameborghini:
for being a teen girl i sure do talk about my dick a lot
flutterlings:
the whole yahoo/tumblr thing is rly just like when a single dad marries a new woman and the kids get rebellious and are like “YOU’RE NOT MY REAL MOM”
inbox:
Like a good neighbor, I do not care
cokeflow:
god mom check my FAQ
walkthedisco:
*deep voice* SO YOU THINK YOU CAN *starts beat boxing and frantically flailing*
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why do i bother caring about you sometimes
it just goes to waste